Planking.

Planking is the newest craze taking over the World. Basically planking consists of laying on the ground with your arms at your sides with your head and feet straight out. People are planking in the most ridiculous places and everyone is trying to out-plank one another.

Planking has also led to numerous arrests as well as deaths! (Yes, people have died doing this, planking on the balcony of a high-rise and falling)

Planking is also blowing up on twitter, I have seen Slim Thug (@slimthugga) planking all over Houston as well as ReTweeting any planks people send into him

 

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G20 Riots in Toronto.

With all this rioting in Vancouver, I think its only right to post these videos of the Toronto G20 Riots. Unlike Vancouver, who riots over losing a hockey game, Toronto rioted for human rights, politics and the spending of tax-payers dollars. Still not cool though.

NOT Gank x Faces of Meth

Let this be a lesson to everyone, DON’T DO METH! I save people. So nasty. These pictures were taken only months apart.



Gank of the day x Man eats evidence while being arrested

Eat the evidence son, do work!

Bruno Mars x 150k records = cocaine


This is the mugshot from pop singer Bruno Mar’s arrest earlier this year in Las Vegas on cocaine charges. He is most notable for singing ‘Billionaire’ with Travie McCoy, ‘Nothin on you’ with B.O.B. as well as his own hits ‘Just the way you are’ and most recently ‘Grenade.’

‘Grenade’ hit #1 in the UK this week, making it the second time Mars has reached the top spot in the UK. Last week alone he sold 150,00 copies of the single ‘Grenade.’ I can only imagine how much cocaine the singer is capable of buying now with the amount of records he is selling.

Ted Williams Arrested – homeless man with golden voice

Who didn’t see this coming? A crackhead/alcoholic bum signs deals with Kraft and the Cleveland Cavaliers, gets lots of money and relapses! I wish I had put money on this, started some sort of Pool. Too late. I thought he would of lasted a little longer. Has it even been a week? What’s next? Stay tuned for more of Ted Williams, coming to you soon (next time he fucks up!)

“Williams was detained by the Los Angeles Police Department Monday night at a Hollywood hotel.According to law enforcement sources, Williams and a unidentified family member were detained after police were called to the Renaissance Hotel on a disturbance call.”

Williams was in LA for several televisions appearances, including “Entertainment Tonight.” Earlier Monday he visited the Lakers.

This seems like a movie we are witnessing, so much drama and ups and downs! He’s poppin grey goose and drinkin coronas haha

Not So Gank – Toronto Maple Leafs

As a hardcore Leaf fan that never misses a game, it breaks my heart to watch them lose. We here at ThatsGank yell at our TV’s in frustration and figure we could do a better job coaching. They cant seem to ever get any momentum going and if they do it is quick-lived. No shots, no hits, no passes, boring, dump the puck and chase it hockey. Its not very entertaining to watch. At least if you aren’t going to win, fight someone or entertain us somehow.

Anyways, long story short. We have been getting entertainment from the crowd. It seems I am not the only fan frustrated with the team. Others have began to act out! By throwing WAFFLES on the ice during the game! Now if that isn’t the funniest thing you have heard all day I don’t know what is. They don’t even sell waffles at the game!


This is the 4th game waffles have been thrown, only this time the waffle-tosser got kicked out of the game and Toronto police charged Joseph Robb, a 31-year-old Oakville man, with mischief. Shoutout to Joey Robb, that’s gank!

Leafs forward Colby Armstrong was quoted after the game saying “Who brings waffles to a hockey game, really? Had we won the game, he was going home with soggy waffles so, I don’t know. Whatever. I don’t appreciate it really, a guy throwing waffles at me when I’m skating by.”

The message here is the leafs need to eat a better, more wholesome breakfast each day. Maybe then they can string some wins together. Until then, on with the Waffles!

taunted by Vancouver’s ‘Green Men’ the other night

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