Charlie Sheen: The Unedited Footage

Now this, this is hilarious. I want to see more of this kinda stuff Charlie.

Charlie Sheen is WINNING

“I am on a drug, It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I mean what’s not to love?  Especially when you see how I party.  Man, it was epic.  The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of ’em just look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

“I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro…”

“You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like ‘Dude, can’t handle it. Unplug this bastard.”

“I dont know man, I was bangin 7 gram rocks and finishing them because thats how i roll”

“You know, they lay down with their ugly wives infront of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they just look at me and they say I CANT PROCESS IT”


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